Teen Mom Junkies

Pick me!!!
1st comment.

Mine is sad ;)

I was just thinking the other day that I haven't seen a "My Feelings for you have Dropped" user name on here! lol I should change to that if someone doesn't already have it...

the usernames are my favorite part of this site!

Someone should pick "why am I a guy?" With a picture of Nathan crying in back of a cop car.

If anyone has "we never argue, dude" then you are the winner!

Yeah! Love it!!

Leah's Third Divorce :P

Tyler's Trap Baby gets my personal votage

So many usernames that have made me laugh so hard but now I can't come up with them.

Err maybe:
Kail, the incredible sulk
Percocet Prinses
Seen you on the deer cam
Matt and Ambers sober living home wine bar
Err something with pilses??

I vote for Butch is my Brad Pitt. Also, anything to do with the deer cam (I remember at least one user with that name) because that was a hilarious piece of Teen Mom 2 history that MTV never mentioned.

hahaha I love this!! Some of my favorites are Doctor Evans, and Amber & Matt's sober living and wine bar. the best!!

Just want to give a shoutout to everyone on this site for having pretty damn funny names

I loved the user name "They tried to make me go to rehab y'all y'all y'all" that's one of the best XD

I like :
Graced with a vagina
Robbies wonderpeen
Nero S'mores
Jesus God, Leah
Seen you on the deer cam

I feel famous! I just thought of this one today! I've been a few others. There are many contenders!

My three favorites:

Barbara Evans Home for Boys
Torn up nervsies
I Done Slutted (I may have misspelled this one).

All the names are hilarious!
I don't know how to pick.

Butch is my Brad Pitt
Barbara Evans Home for Boys

I vote 'Kick the ball Isaac,' with Kails crazy soccer face as the picture. Too funny!

Also, 'Jesus god Leah' is a classic

Nominating: “They tried to make me go to rehab y’all y’all y’all”

I know there's an Uncle Creepy, but I'm shocked there's no Uncle Bad Touch

I nominate Jenelle Evans Contour Kit, or whatever that one is. Love that one.

Don't forget me! ;)

Mine is youknowwhatimsayin because it seemed like they were all ALWAYS saying that when making a point to their friends in the first few seasons.

The names and avatar pics on this site are so entertaining!

Robbie's wonder peen makes me laugh every time

Shaken Javi Syndrome was also a favourite of mine

Javi Ruiner of Times is my favorite!!

I also like "Tyler's Great American Novel"

It's hard to choose. There are so many good ones!

I'm partial to Javi, the Ruiner of Times. ;)

Ugh all of my comments are awaiting moderation

Lol this is great...I always love the user names on this site!! I decided to finally create one myself to take part in this fun.

Lol this is great!! The user names on this site crack me up. I'm finally creating my own account to join in on all the fun. ?

I do love me some wonderpeen

Pick mee XD

Neither of these people have posted very often but I LOVED Uncle Bad Touch's name and Leah's Wedding Set, Robbies Peen Ring. I also really like Girlses Lunchables, the future ex mr maci bookout, and Matt & Amber's Sober Living Home 'n Wine Bar. All the names on here are fabulous though, one of my favorite things about TMJ lol

Maybe if I try another browser my comments won't be stuck in moderation?

I love any name that has to do with Leah!

I've always been partial to Graced With A Vagina.
Is Stop It still around? I always laughed whenever I read that one because I pictured Nathan popping up over the wall and pointing.

One of my very faves is "Better Call Dustin".

Mine always gives me a good chuckle :)

I'm honored you guys!!! hahaha, and i was JUST thinking how Iadmire the name Butch is my Brad Pitt, so that's my vote. I love the Deer Cam name too, so many good ones. It is truly an art.

Oh high Jenelle is also clever af. Props.

Wasn't there also a Keifer's Green Hoodie? I greatly enjoyed that too. Also That's my Change Jar Jenelle I swear was one.

Long time follwer of tmj but my first time posting. Your comments brighten my days. Thank you for many needed laughs over the years.

Top 5? This never happens to me! But yaaaaaay! There are so many great names on here!! Pilses before girlses always cracks me up! And some pictures fit so well! Except pics of dave....that's just creepy :)

Oh wasn't there a Sophia's Future Therapist? Cause that's my vote Also the site is being an asshole for me :(

Other ideas from this season:

Love is Bubble gum and Butt Implants
Adam's Emerging Adulthood
Dada Puta
I Have My Shit Together
The Eiffel Tower of New York
Adderal's Sugar Packets
I'm Made of Artificial Sweetener
Ice Bucket List

ALSO I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I vote for Robbie's Lucky Escape even though I haven't seen that name in forever. Best name ever.

I think my name is outdated since Leah's Mary-Kay "business" was a few seasons ago, but I don't think I'll ever change it.

GAR-BEAR STARE!

You're a Piece of Fudge was a good one too, and the one about Nathan's torn up under armour tank tops. I can't remember what that one actually was though.

first time poster! Hi everybody!
My favorite names are
Amber and matts sober living and wine bar
Jenelles luggage (complete with trash bag pic!)
Aleah's closet
Tori the sloth
Joes sweatpants
Barbara Evans home for boys

There was one the other day I laughed for like 10 minutes. Gotta find it!!

Mines not super funny, but it's my favorite teen mom moment to date.

In case no one remembers, in an early season of TM, Sophia told Farrah she was a bad person. Farrah asked Debra where she would have heard that and it was oh so obvious Debra told Sophia that.

I still can't bring myself to get a new name.

Oh, but my official vote goes to Javi, the Ruiner of Times. I can't read that without cracking up.

Is "kieffers green hoodie" still around? That one is a classic!

My fave has always been "Self Worth Measured in Dickses".

I nominate myself in the name of singular down votes!

I used to be 'mackenzies magical uterus' and surprise surprise it has show its super powers yet again and she is knocked up for the 5th time before 22!!!

Catelynn's Carly Blanket for the win. It is a classic and an original gangsta on this blog. Otherwise VOTE FOR ME!

I saw that Farrah is reopening FroCo with Coba the Popping Boba.
In honor of that, I'd like to nominate The Founder as an entry as well. The Founder would be pleased.

When just using your nickname bites you in the ass. Corgi C. Corgster and Sir Nibs can join me over here in the disqualification corner.

Hi, I'm technically new here; I've been lurking forever and even made this account but never posted, mostly because I'm not able to catch up on Teen Mom and rely on the recaps here so I don't usually have much to say. But I'm finally introducing myself because you guys have some pretty great names and I think you'd appreciate mine too.

Oh! Pissed Out IUDs!

I'm not trying to enter, aha.

But seriously, the usernames are one of the best parts about TMJ. We have our own lexicon and inside jokes and it's just hilarious, and just a nice way to relieve office stress.

I'm The Jenelle Evans Contour Kit Ruiner of Times. ?

I was originally Maci's Red Cup. But then TM finished. And all the stories about Leah being on Meth gave me a new name. I've considering going back to my old band. But I've been meth pipe for a while now. I kinda like it. I don't think I could pick a favourite. There's been so many that have made me laugh.

Big Foot Kail was also a splendid name

How did I forget about Nikkole's Teddy Bear too?

I thought there was a Where Did Daddy Lee (leah's stepdad) Touch You or something. I love the fucked up ones what is wrong with me lol.

barrier of bad news or something like that it's a mama dawn quote

My faves:
-Tried to make me go to rehab, y'all y'all y'all
-Javi Ruiner of Times
-Amber and Matt's Sober Living and Wine Bar
-Better call Dustin

I feel honoured, thank you! :D

I liked the name Baby Earrings and other forms of child abuse
but haven't seen that one for ages, probably changed her name?

WELL, JENELLE... Here I am bustin' my bawls, enterin' cahntests, while you and ya boooooyfriend are livin' the high life!!

Lol these names!! ?

Wasn't someone named Jesus God Leah? that always kills me

My favourites are
Javi, Ruiner of Times
Jenelle Evans Contour Kit (especially with the picture)
Baby Earrings
One I haven't seen nominated yet is Safe Word: Monkey (complete with the picture of a monkey wearing makeup). It always makes me laugh.

This is a tough contest. There are just way too many great names to choose from.

Adding my votes for
I'm An Extravagant Father
Nathan's Cop Car Dramatics

Future names:
FASerick, Maci's 3rd miracle baby
Grey Bakers great escape
Froco fiasco
Froco's gentleman's club
Real bruises all over my bawdey
The tales if Tori

Comment awaiting moderation is like TMJ jail! Why does this happen

His reaction to Leah's cornbread-cake apology still makes me laugh 5 years later

I don't think I could pick my favorite names from this site! Everyone one here is hilarious and the names and comments reflect that. The recaps and articles are fabulous, but the comments really make the site!

This is gonna be tough!

Does the winner get a Keurig? Or do they only come with sex?

pick me! :)

I've been Joey's Flip Phone for so long and its the only user name I've had I just don't post often. Teen mom 3 died quickly but his cricket drug dealer phone will forever crack me up.

After years of lurking my hand has finally been forced!

1-They tried to make me go to rehab y'all y'all y'all
2-Javi the ruiner of times
3-6 inch eyelash Portwood
4-Lyin' damn husalah
5-Better Call Dustin

I haven't been commenting on this site recently because of all the issues, but I'm still here, damn it! I still wish I could've found a picture of the actual Carly blanket---the one with her giant face on it---but, alas, I have not. It may increase my chances of winning lol.

So Amber the sober changed one, has a tax lein of over $130,000...
What a joke. Her and Maci need to gain some common sense and realize paying taxes is called life

I always loved "I achieved a baybeh"

Personal faves: "I'm so happy inside my bawwwdyyy," "Why am I a guy?" and "Javi, ruiner of times"

I done slutted makes me laugh every time i see it!

also the picture of Nathan saying stop it! screw the name, the picture is gold

my vote goes for "Y'all hirin" and that fucking picture, god i laugh!

My name was more sour than funny I realized.

I've read Farrah's flippin fiend is flipping houses with money that isn't even hers.
Amber 'forgot' to pay some bills, again. She has beaten Maci in the category 'Tax debts'.
Oops, Hun

Unreality

So SO many good names

My all-time favorite is "Javi, the Ruiner of Times," but "Cole's Voice" gets an honorable mention from me.

Cole's Voice
Javi's DSL
Nathan's Electronical Nipples
A Felony ain't illegal
Nothin Worse can happen
That was my change jar Juhnelle
Farrah's Christian Books
Broken Pink Willchair

oh the list is many

If we don't already have a "JUST LIKE THE NOTEBOOK" username we should. I think half the reason I read TMJ is the usernames and lively banter. I just saw on Starcasm that Amber is being sued by IRS. I could think up great usernames all day long.

Tylers Trap Baby has to be my favorite. I don't post much because Im pretty shy but I used to be Cheetodustedroastbeef. I come here just for the snark and the funny names.

I nominate Jenelle's Kesha Feathers!

I INSIST ON WINNING

I looked back and the first person to comment was 'Amanda' in May 2011. Amanda, wherever you are, you get my vote!

Not to toot my own horn....

Wasn't there someone whose name was like "Only guys named Kyle escape from Maci" or something like that? That one was brilliant. I'm also a fan of Javi, the ruiner of times. :)

I love all the screen names here. This gave me inspiration to create one again. I've commented once before and don't even remember the name i used.

Going way back to the last season of 16 & Pregnant, Snow Covered Couch. Hilarious and one of the reasons I kept coming back here. The names were just too much.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! I didn't see this until just now! Thank you!!! This made my day hihi!

I'm literally screaming on the sofa here people! My husband thinks I'm going crazy (I am)

I nominate Catelynn's Carly Blanket: for the name and her well written posts.

Nathan's cop car dramatics!!!!

That's my fucking hoodie !!! Simple yet classic

Tylers Trap Baby, for the win!

We all know why Miranda doesn't like Leah..

Jenelle's Luggage, Matt and Ambers Sober Living and Wine Bar, Javi Ruiner of Times, I Like Being Bitchslapses with baconses in front of the girlsies (I think is how it went??) are my favorites off the top of my head!

My favorite is AMBER & MATT'S SOBER LIVING AND WINE BAR
Hilarious!

Since I've made so many appearances on the show I figure I'll give this contest a shot :)

Javi the Ruiner of Times

the usernames are 100% the best part of this site... just read them all and am laughing so hard right now hahah. there are seriously so many good ones i want to vote for them all!

I've been lurking forever and wanted to get my votes in,
Amber and matts sober living and wine bar,
Javi, Ruiner of times,
Butch is my Brad Pitt and,
Kailyn's sweet sixteen.

I think my name is pretty nifty. sign me up!

My faves:

Javi, Ruiner of Times
Seen You on the Deer Cam
Jesus God, Leah
Maci's Associate's Degree

This contest makes me feel like I'm not the only one who watches episodes and says "Aha! New user name!"

Anybody want to vote hilarious throwback??

Don't forget about me guys! Even tho I only ever lurk and rarely post. I was also known as Leah's Ratchet Hair at one point.