Teen Mom Junkies

While I am driving around in a matchbox car (seriously...Honda Civic = hate), Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans traded in her 1999 Volkswagen Jetta for the above pictured 2010 Chevrolet HHR, which I had never even heard of before. It looks gigantic. In fact, it looks like it could eat my car for lunch. However, the pat on the back does not come from getting a new car. No, it comes from a response the Teen Mom 2 star made to a Twitter follower when asked if she could afford a new car, why can't she afford an apartment. Jenelle answered, "I could afford an apartment but rather live with my son." BOOM!

Twitter was on a role today verifying accounts. The following Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 accounts are now verified, which I hope puts an end to the people with identity disorders who think they're someone else:

Leah Messer's Facebook fan page was shut down sometime during the night by her mother, Dawn, due to all the drama on the page and rumors circulating about the Teen Mom 2 star. However, the page should only be down temporarily and will be back up and running when the drama dies down.

Only it wasn't technically a "visit." Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans was up until 2 a.m. crying with severe pain. Thinking her appendix was about to rupture, she rushed to the hospital where she learned she has an ovarian cyst.

There has been a rumor circulating that Teen Mom 2's Leah Messer is dating aspiring race car driver and single dad, Tyler Blankenship. Leah put an end to those rumors by stating emphatically on her fan page that her sister is dating Tyler and not her. This is why I don't usually report things I see in the tabloids. On the other hand, she might be trying to throw everyone off...

Tattoos. A lot of us have them. Well, I don't, but I know a lot of other people do. I want one, but I'm afraid with my ADHD, I would lose interest in it really quickly. Call me crazy, but that's how my thought process goes. Anyway, a lot of the Teen Moms and Dads have them and they proudly put them on display for the world to see.

I posted earlier about Chelsea Houska's missing pug, Pixie, but it appears that wasn't all that went on this week. She arrived at her father, Randy's, house today to find one of their barns engulfed in flames. The poor girl can't catch a break. You are in my thoughts, Chelsea, and I especially hope Pixie is back in your arms soon.

I hope Chelsea doesn't mind if I post this, but I thought if any of my readers live in the Vermillion, South Dakota area, they might be able to keep an eye out. Her pug, Pixie, has been missing since yesterday and Chelsea is distraught over it.

Unless you were nowhere near a computer today, you saw the internet explode with outrage at precisely 2:15 p.m. Eastern when the verdict on the Casey Anthony trial was read. Here is what just a few of the teen moms (and dad) had to say:

Instead of sitting at home watching a Pawn Stars marathon on this Independence Day like I was, Teen Mom 2's Chelsea Houska was watching fireworks with daughter, Aubree, and a friend...and LIGHTING SPARKLERS! I love sparklers! I think the smile on her face says it all. I'm glad you had an awesome day, Chelsea!