Teen Mom Junkies

CHELSEA HOUSKA

First of all, there is way too much Adam in this episode. He and Chelsea are back together (big shocker there) and she's expecting him to step in and help after she has her knee surgery. When Randy asks Chelsea if Adam is a good dad, she just says, "I don't know." I don't even know how to respond to that, so I won't. I'll just stick pins in my Adam voodoo doll instead.

I know there was a lot of drama yesterday with the Christmas card I made for Amber, and most of it was blown out of proportions as I got overwhelming support that understood it was just a joke. We at Teen Mom Junkies care about Amber and her baby Leah, and want to start watching episodes with her reuniting with her daughter instead of going back and forth to court. It's sad to see, and nobody should be going through that. However, volunteering to be in the public eye puts her life under a microscope and opens herself up to the occasional joke from people. Anyway, I am done talking about the Amber Christmas card as it's already run it's course.

Who has a birthday today? It's none other than Jenelle Evans! The controversial Teen Mom 2 star turns 20 today. We all watched in awe as she went through turmoil with her mother, signed temporary custody of her son, Jace, over to her mom, lived in her car with her ex, Kieffer, and so on. We, at Teen Mom Junkies, are super proud of the strides Jenelle has been making lately...sticking with college, passing all her drug tests, and making every effort possible to regain custody of Jace.

LEAH MESSER SIMMS

Leah started her job and Corey is actually being supportive. In case you were wondering about Ali's eye problems, you don't need to wonder any longer. She has her 6 month check-up with the eye doctor.

JENELLE EVANS

Jenelle decides not to tell her mom, Babsy, that she bailed Kieffer out of jail or the fact that she's still going out with him, because that's always a good idea. She takes Jace to the park and meets Kieffer there to let him in on the plan of secrets.

What does Kristen Stewart (or as I call her, Bella Swan, because I like to stereotype actors into their most famous roles) have to do with Teen Mom 2? Absolutely nothing. However, Jenelle Evans tweeted the above picture yesterday to show her resemblance to the President of the Team Edward Fan Club.

The second season of Teen Mom 2 will premiere on MTV December 6, 2011. As usual, the season preview has been posted to YouTube. Honestly, everything that happened seems so old now. I almost forgot Leah was ever married to Corey, but we'll watch them divorce in the new season. Wait...hasn't she already dated 75 guys since then? (No, I'm not serious. I was making fun of the tabloids who have pretty much dubbed her The Teen Mom 2 Harlot.) Also, there's drama about Kieffer and Jenelle, and then Jenelle getting all up in her mom's face. More old news.

I love Fall. The holidays (Halloween and Thanksgiving!), the apple cider, the pumpkin patch, apple picking, hay rides! Unfortunately, our Fall was cut short this year by a freak snowstorm just before Halloween, followed by a couple of days of no electricity, but I digress. Back on topic: Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans posted pictures of her and her son, Jace, living it up at a pumpkin patch. They included a hayride in the day's events, and may I add that Jace is an absolute doll?

I am going to say something completely tasteless, but it's making me laugh just thinking about it: It looks like Jenelle found her pole. I'm only saying this because everyone involved is okay.

Ah, Halloween. The one holiday where you can parade around almost naked and get away with it. Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is proof of this. If I saw a security officer chasing after me looking like this, I wouldn't know whether to run or direct her to the nearest pole. All I know is that I really want to hit the gym now. She shouldn't look that good after having a baby.