Farrah Is Making Me Want To Move To Florida

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On this week's episode of Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham decided that Florida is the place for her. Moving from Iowa to Florida is a big change, but she's confident she can handle it. This is a girl who really goes after what she wants. She graduates culinary school, goes to school for her Bachelor's, moves to Florida to give her and Sophia a better life. I don't know where this mature and independent Farrah came from, but I like it! In fact, I'm a little envious. Farrah is going to school in Ft. Lauderdale, which is an amazing place. Yes, I want there and yes, I want to go back. In fact, I was on vacation there when Hurricane Andrew hit back in 1992 (I mentioned before that I have bad luck, right?). What I didn't know was what Farrah mentioned on her recent Momfinds interview:

Season 3, Ep. 10 - Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

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Amber's getting hauled off to the clink for her domestic battery charge. She's only being held for 24 hours, but then she has a "No Contact" order from Gary. That means no seeing each other, calling, texting, emailing, etc. However, she can still see Leah, so they need people to transport her back and forth so that they don't violate the order. If they violate it, Amber could get sent to jail again. Gary's practically hyperventilating over this, because he misses Amber so much.

The Dad's Special - We Have An Air Date!

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Remember way back in May when I first posted about The Dad's Special? Well, it looks like we finally have an air date! The special will air on September 18, 2011, at 9:00 p.m. Eastern on MTV. Unfortunately, since the show was filmed on Memorial Day, it will be all old news. But who cares? We'll get to see all the dads (minus Jenelle Evans' ex, Andrew Lewis) telling their sides of the story. That means, in attendance will be Adam Lind, Corey Simms, Gary Shirley, Jonathan Rivera, Ryan Edwards, and Tyler Baltierra.

This Is Why Farrah's Dog Wears A Diaper

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I'm guessing the dog sitter didn't potty train Farrah's dog, as I had hoped.


Why Catelynn Lowell Hasn't Seen Her Dad In Four Years

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The most recent episode of Teen Mom showed Catelynn Lowell's father, Dave, visiting Michigan for a job interview. Catelynn mentioned that she hadn't seen Dave in 4 years, even though she's very close with him. In fact, she's closer to him than she is to her mother, April. Actually, that doesn't seem all that surprising. The show has shown all sorts of ups and downs between Catelynn and April. During the episode, Dave seemed pretty damn awesome and the kind of dad anyone would want to have. However, the fact of the matter still stands: he hadn't seen Catelynn in 4 years. He does live in Florida, but that's not usually an excuse to miss out on your child's life. I was wondering if Dave wasn't as awesome as he seemed to be until I finally got off my butt and watched the After Show. To be more accurate, I guess I got on my butt, since I didn't watch it standing up. Anyway, the question was brought to Catelynn why her father had been so absent in her life until this point.

Jenelle And A Giant Zebra Rock On At A Ke$ha Concert

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Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans went to a Ke$ha concert in Raleigh, North Carolina, and posted videos on her YouTube channel. I love Ke$ha and I don't care who knows it. Honestly, I only know of one song by her, but I like that song. I mean, come on...who doesn't like brushing their teeth with a bottle of Jack??? Opening for Ke$ha was a band I never heard of called "LMFAO." How, exactly, is that pronounced? I'm picturing it being like, "ELLMAFEEO," but in all reality, you probably just say the initials (I think I'm totally out of touch with the music scene). The only thing I was Laughing My Ass Off about was the giant zebra in the audience. As far as I'm concerned, the giant zebra was the star of the show. Someone get him a recording contract.

Leah Messer May Have A New Man In Her Life

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Life & Style Magazine has reported that Leah Messer has a new man in her life! The Teen Mom 2 star who recently divorced from husband, Corey Simms, has been seen canoodling with fellow West Virginia native, Jeremy Calvert. I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm going to do a breakdown of the proof, since I have absolutely nothing else to do right now. First of all, that is definitely Leah's new darker hair, so the picture must be recent. Second of all, this news would certainly explain what Leah said on her fan page just a couple of days ago:

Maci Bookout Had Lasik Surgery. I Think.

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A fun part of writing my blog is trying to decipher Teen Mom's Maci Bookout's tweets. She is the Hashtag Queen and sometimes appears to be writing in code. She tweeted today that she was getting lasik surgery, which makes sense since she has mentioned before how she has really bad eyesight. However, the tweet kind of sounded like she was in a padded room eating pudding.

Season 3, Ep. 9 - Her Little Tail Popped Out Of Her Diaper

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Since California sucked, Farrah decides she may want to move to Arizona. She asks her parents to go with her. It's because she wants their input, but it almost sounds like she wants them to move there with her...at first. Afterwards, she's like, "I need to be on my own! And that means moving halfway across the country!" Paraphrased, of course. Anyway, since Debra and Michael used to live in Arizona, Farrah thought they would want to come along and would know good places to live.