Farrah Takes On The Kardashian Klan

Farrah Abraham

So a pretty boring Friday turned out to be a little exciting with just a little tweet from Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham when she decided to comment on the latest (daily) news from the "Kardashian Klan" (because they can't shit without calling a magazine). Apparently, the least obnoxious member of this klan was able to convince her narcissistic, douchebag boyfriend to stop staring in the mirror and stick his penis in her once again to conceive what will be their second child.

Gary Shirley Regrets Getting Inked

Amber Portwood

We all knew it was a mistake when he did it. You should never get a significant others name tattooed anywhere on your body in the first place, but when you are in a volatile relationship with the person and don't know if you will still be locking lips with them tomorrow, then you think it would just be common sense. Back in September, Teen Mom's Gary Shirley showed on-again off-again girlfriend, Amber Portwood, just how much in love with her he was. Or maybe just how drunk he was. Regardless, Gary is seeing the error of his ways now and tweeted a Public Service Announcement to all his fans:

Kyle King - Fashions New Superstar

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It appears within 2-3 years, we'll have a clothing line for every cast member of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. Last week, Kailyn's son(!) launched a clothing line which officially means he's had a more productive life in his near 2 years on the planet than I've had in all my years combined. Now, it looks like the train is still rolling as Kyle has decided to launch his own clothing line, and is currently seeking a name for it on his facebook fan page. Currently he's down to koldnature or vying and you have the chance to make history and help him decide which one sounds better.

Teen Mom Trading Cards - Collect Them All!

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Just when I thought I have seen it all, I came across Teen Mom trading cards. So far, they only have the original Teen Moms featured, and, for just $9.99, the whole set can be yours. I admit I laughed at some of these. They are, in no particular order:

Go To Rue21 On Black Friday, Get An Autographed Picture Of Catelynn And Tyler

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Rue21, where Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra both work, has decided to use the Teen Mom stars to generate some business. If you go to the Chesterfield, Michigan store on Black Friday, which is the crazy shopping day after Thanksgiving, you will receive a signed photograph of the lovebirds. However, there is a catch. You have to buy a fragrance and the deal is only good from midnight until 1 p.m. I have a feeling Chesterfield will be full of very fragrant teenagers that weekend.

Teen Mom 2 Season 2 Preview

The second season of Teen Mom 2 will premiere on MTV December 6, 2011. As usual, the season preview has been posted to YouTube. Honestly, everything that happened seems so old now. I almost forgot Leah was ever married to Corey, but we'll watch them divorce in the new season. Wait...hasn't she already dated 75 guys since then? (No, I'm not serious. I was making fun of the tabloids who have pretty much dubbed her The Teen Mom 2 Harlot.) Also, there's drama about Kieffer and Jenelle, and then Jenelle getting all up in her mom's face. More old news.

Leah Is Turning 3 - Gary Has No More Lungs

Amber Portwood

It's hard to believe that the original Teen Mom babies are now hitting 3 years old. This weekend it will be Leah's turn to hit the big 3, and it brings up the question again - how long will they follow these families? I'm not complaining, after so many years, it's fascinating to watch the development of the moms and the kids, but before we know it, the only 'teens' in the shows will be the kids.