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Catelynn is in LA for the VMAs and for some bizarre reason, Tyler didn't want to come. We're confused as to why Tyler feels perfectly comfortable blasting his life on national TV but feels that a live awards show "just isn't his thing," but hey, that's just us.

Farrah's on-again-off-again boyfriend Simon Saran has been very outspoken about his love for President Donald Trump. It's unclear whether he's doing it sincerely, or if he's just trying to get attention, as he's tweeted Trump asking for things.

It's a snowy day out there in the country and all of those beautiful snow flakes got us thinking about what we appreciate so much about our favorite Teen Mom personas. So in honor of the fact that Farrah pulled quite a bit of gawd-I-am-the-most-ungrateful-daughter ever, we decided to compile our top favorite reasons as to why you gotta love Debra Danielsen. Ready? Let's take off.

If you just couldn't imagine getting to the end of your life without seeing Farrah Abraham put anal lube on her feet, have we got a treat for you.

The latest episode of Teen Mom OG premiered on New Year's Day, which we're gonna admit, we just didn't see that one coming. So we're a day late with this recap BUUUUUUUUT, we promise we'll deliver all of the snark that you're looking for today. Read on for us to make good on that promise.

It was January 1, 2018, and for the first time, we were officially introduced to the famous Andrew Glennon. But apparently, the love affair was short lived, and people are already going after Amber for her treatment of Leah amid her new romance.

Farrah's on another porn site, but this time she doesn't seem to be doing porn.

She just released a new 10 minute video on ManyVids of her moving her lips (yes, face lips). It's available for $20 through the site.

Amber Portwood is not happy about the backlash she's been getting about how she handled her daughter after her breakup with Matt Baier.

We're back this week with even more hijinks in the teen mom world. Think that new teen mom show on TLC has got the upper hand on MTV's classic? Think again. There ain't no messing with Amber 'cause you now she would scratch Lexus's eyes out with just that little pinky finger nail. Sadly that's one cat fight we'll never get to see. But read on to find out what fights did take place in this episode.