Teen Mom Junkies

There is another new season of 16 and Pregnant (or as I like to call it, Auditions for Teen Mom 3) on the horizon! Season 4 premieres March 27, 2012, at 10 p.m. Eastern on MTV. Judging from the trailer, it's more of the same...painful labor, baby daddies who don't want to be baby daddies, girls who can't cage fight anymore, and a guy who looks uncannily like Adam, Chelsea Houska's ex (I don't like him already!).

In a day and age where everyone is a writer, it's no surprise the 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom girls are getting in on the action. Farrah wrote a book, Maci is writing a book, and 16 and Pregnant's Ashley Salazar's book is being released today. Ashley started a blog after she learned she was pregnant and you can find it here: Ashley's blog. (Just a word of advice: Do NOT search for "Ashley Salazar blog" in Google, especially when you are at work. It brings up a whole different Ashley and while she is very pretty, I'm sure her womb has never been with child. Just use the link I provided.)

First off let me say that Melinda is still writing for this blog, but I am her loving boyfriend (I hope she agrees) and also watch the Teen Mom series, so I offered to help cover some stories for her while she's busy. I am a little nervous, I've never written for a blog with this many readers, so if I ramble on and bore you, please forgive me. Crap, am I boring you already? I'll be brief.. I do most of the Big Brother updates, but considering that's only in the summer, I have plenty of time to express my opinion on other matters during the winter!

16 and Pregnant's Jordan Ward Finder and her husband, Brian, welcomed a baby girl into their family this morning at 12:23 a.m. They named their daughter Arri Monroe Finder. Arri joins a brother, Noah, whom Jordan gave birth to on her episode of 16 and Pregnant.

16 and Pregnant's Ebony Jackson-Rendon and her husband, Joshua Rendon, were arrested this week due to the deplorable conditions in which they were living and raising their daughter, 2 year old Jocelyn. Not to mention the drugs and paraphernalia that were found in the home. It was reported that they might also be kicked off the air force base they're living on and Josh kicked out of the Air Force altogether.

Ebony Jackson-Rendon and Joshua Rendon, who appeared on season 1 of 16 and Pregnant, were reported by TMZ to have had their home raided due to drug possession and child endangerment. According to the arrest report, "every room inside the residence had human and dog feces on the floor, walls, and clothing." Synthetic marijuana and smoking devices were also recovered. Three dogs were removed from the home due to the horrible conditions. Where was 2 year old Jocelyn? Child Protective Services took custody of her.

I don't often post about the 16 and Pregnant girls, unless they also moved on to Teen Mom or Teen Mom 2. However, I received a tip today that 16 and Pregnant's Kianna Randall was arrested today with bail set at $20,000. According to Tarrant County inmate search, her charges were "burglary of a habitation" and "theft."

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? Not when you're Teen Mom 2's Kailyn Lowry! She has been in Las Vegas the past few days with some friends, including 16 and Pregnant's Ashley Salazar and tweeting pictures of their adventures!

Occasionally, I come across something really cool that I just have to share. Mara from Australia, a Teen Mom fan, made this map showing where the 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Teen Mom 2 girls live. This will make stalking so much easier! I'm totally kidding, of course. Stalking is no joking matter.*

Allie Mendoza lives in Pasadena, Texas, with her father. She's a senior in High School and dating a sophomore named Joey. Guess what? She's pregnant!