Teen Mom Junkies

This week on Teen Mom OG, Mac and Ryan had their new son. Now, the details on this and Maci's response to the whole ordeal struck us as particularly bizarre and yet nobody else seemed to notice. 

Ummm, so how weird is is that Catelynn and Tyler are separating while she's pregnant????!!!!

Read on to find out about more twists.

While we've all been really happy for Amber and how her life has been going lately (especially since she had to go through so much for her last ex what with his cheating and all) but let's be honest - it's been an awfully boring season for Amber. Instead of beating up boyfriends, now she's boxing for charity? She and Andrew are discussing in a mature, adult way, ways to lose weight and care for themselves? A teen mom OG couple is spending all of their time, lounging around the house with their baby, enjoying domestic life instead of arguing and doing a lot of drugs?

How many of these ladies are still with their baby daddies? How many will be by the end of this season? Read on to find out...

Ready for another recap of Teen Mom OG? Read on to find out what happened to the ladies most recently?

We're back with all of the deets on the latest Teen Mom OG episode. Let's check out what's been happening with these dramatic ladies lately...

Maci

While Maci goes shopping with Bentley for clothes for school Jen and Larry talk to Mackenzie about how Bentley should go to a private school in their area. For some reason, Jen thinks she knows how Bentley should be raised. Ryan, deadbeat dad of the year, thinks he knows that Bentley really needs to go to private school. Oh boy. We think y'all should keep your opinions to yourself considering you've demonstrated such an outstanding capacity to parent one child. Those mug shots really back that up. 

We're finally starting to understand why the teen moms are such suckers for having babies as soon as they meet someone. We literally think that they feel that a baby is the symbol of their love and a way to seal their tenuous bonds with their baby daddies. Seeing Amber so peaceful made us realize it. For more on how Amber's been doing, scroll on!

Sadly, everyone on Teen Mom OG has turned into such a snore that we now have to rely on Cheyenne and Bristol to supply some drama. So let's see what these girls had to say this week:

If you saw the last episode of Teen Mom OG, then you know that Amber and Andrew in a serious honeymoon phase right now. Which is shocking because she just had a baby and it's a pretty stressful thing to deal with - having to get up at all hours of the night. Still, Andrew and Amber managed to have a lovely date night despite the presence of James and even talked through Andrew's trip to California. So what gives? Do we see Amber keeping it up?