Teen Mom Junkies

Amber Portwood will not be making an appearance for this episode, sorry folks!

But let's see how Maci is left grappling with Ryan's ridiculous accusations? Shall we? And next up, Cheynne has to deal with Corey bringing an even more gorgeous Taylor on screen. 

Who stole the show on this season's reunion episode? Let's face it - after Amber stayed in the headlines pretty much all season, it's clear that Maci and Catelynn were just filler. But it looks like this episode did choose to focus on Catelynn, so let's talk about her for a bit. 

Maci

Maci decides to have a talk with Bentley about the fact that his grades are slipping. We love that Maci assumes the issue is Ryan when the better bet is that Bentley doesn't exactly have intellectual genes. 

We're baaccck and ready to dish on teen moms who apparently want to have more kids, despite NONE of these ladies being teenagers anymore. 

Maci

Maci has a superfluous conversation with Bentley about his going to Church with Ryan. Maci later mentions how Ryan needs to man up and talk to Bentley about how he was in jail. Oh wow, Maci thinks Ryan is going to turn into dad of the year now? 

Catelynn and Tyler

Catelynn and Tyler are on kid number 3, but technically it's their first time dealing with sibling rivalry. Awww. Poor Nova.

Cheyenne

Woah. Cory is definitely dating someone gorgeous which means that Cheyenne needs to move on.  Luckily, for her, Cheyenne didn't have to look hard and found a Matt, who lives in Baltimore and can appear on TV and visit her enough to sustain her income on MTV. Cheyenne points out that she has a lot of baggage what with co-parenting, Ryder, and her big family. You forgot your personality. 

Most people who wind up in jail look at it as a chance to get rehabilitated, maybe learn some skills, lose some weight, get sober and pass some time until you can get out and get on with the rest of your life. But not Ryan. Uh uh. It looks like, shockers of shockers, Ryan decided it was a chance of a lifetime. No, not to do more drugs (although we wouldn't put that past him). Nah, he decided it was his chance to cheat on Mac. Ruh-roh. Let's look at what happened, shall we?

Let's add the teen moms to the list of celebrities that fans are constantly surveilling for a question of baby 'cause that's how things seem to be rolling for the teen moms of MTV. Who's the latest victim? Looks like it's Maci. 

Maci Bookout must be soooooo relieved that she decided to leave Ryan when she did 'cause all this guy has done in the meantime (as opposed to other teen mom hubbies) is develop a pretty persistent drug addiction and REALLY bad judgment (what with the driving under the influence and getting in trouble with the law because he walked out on a restaurant bill).