Teen Mom Junkies

Well folks, we're back with Teen Mom 2. Who's splitting up this week? Take a look. 

Chelsea

Chelsea is excited to have bought land in the middle of nowhere. How can this possibly be a triumph. Apparently, Chelsea is headed to a pride parade. 

Well, the teen moms all want to convince us that their lives are so tough when they all seem to be on vacation. Yep, that's Leah for you. 

Teen Mom 2 returns in all of its glory, but will the show go on without Jenelle? Hmmmmmm - let's see, shall we?

Amber Portwood will not be making an appearance for this episode, sorry folks!

But let's see how Maci is left grappling with Ryan's ridiculous accusations? Shall we? And next up, Cheynne has to deal with Corey bringing an even more gorgeous Taylor on screen. 

Who stole the show on this season's reunion episode? Let's face it - after Amber stayed in the headlines pretty much all season, it's clear that Maci and Catelynn were just filler. But it looks like this episode did choose to focus on Catelynn, so let's talk about her for a bit. 

Maci

Maci decides to have a talk with Bentley about the fact that his grades are slipping. We love that Maci assumes the issue is Ryan when the better bet is that Bentley doesn't exactly have intellectual genes. 

We're baaccck and ready to dish on teen moms who apparently want to have more kids, despite NONE of these ladies being teenagers anymore. 

Maci

Maci has a superfluous conversation with Bentley about his going to Church with Ryan. Maci later mentions how Ryan needs to man up and talk to Bentley about how he was in jail. Oh wow, Maci thinks Ryan is going to turn into dad of the year now? 

Catelynn and Tyler

Catelynn and Tyler are on kid number 3, but technically it's their first time dealing with sibling rivalry. Awww. Poor Nova.

Cheyenne

Woah. Cory is definitely dating someone gorgeous which means that Cheyenne needs to move on.  Luckily, for her, Cheyenne didn't have to look hard and found a Matt, who lives in Baltimore and can appear on TV and visit her enough to sustain her income on MTV. Cheyenne points out that she has a lot of baggage what with co-parenting, Ryder, and her big family. You forgot your personality.