Jenelle Evans Is Bringing Sexy Back

Jenelle Evans

Ah, Halloween. The one holiday where you can parade around almost naked and get away with it. Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is proof of this. If I saw a security officer chasing after me looking like this, I wouldn't know whether to run or direct her to the nearest pole. All I know is that I really want to hit the gym now. She shouldn't look that good after having a baby.

Jenelle Evans Friend, Sarah Allen, Killed In Accident

Jenelle Evans

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans' friend, Sarah Allen, passed away yesterday from injuries sustained in an accident caused by an ambulance hitting the car she was driving in Shallotte, North Carolina. The ambulance reportedly ran a red light and hit Allen's car. When I started reading the article, I assumed what I'm sure a lot of other people did: Allen did not pull over when she heard the ambulance's siren. However, you know what they say about assuming. WWAY NewsChannel3 stated:

The Roller Coaster Gains Momentum

Jenelle Evans

First of all, I know you're jealous of my mad Photoshop skills.

Second of all, I had updated my previous post about Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans breaking up with her boyfriend, Josh, to say that they're back on again. Well, it appears that they have taken a chapter out of Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood's Book of Romance and have broken up a second time. Jenelle mentioned on her Facebook page that she's done with him for good. I'll believe it when I see it. However, if you follow her on Twitter, you can see her calling him out about spending the night with his ex, Ashley Briggs:

Jenelle Evans Shows Off Her New Man

Jenelle Evans

My internet has been acting all kinds of crazy today, so this will have to be quick before my computer decides to explode.

Jenelle Evans Moving On Up

Jenelle Evans

We haven't had an update on the outspoken Teen Mom 2 star in awhile! There have been some changes in Jenelle Evans' life. The former brunette is now blonde again, but she added red this time! I love the layered hair look. My hair used to be black and neon orange. No joke. For the record, neon orange does not fade well and ends up looking like someone pissed on your head. Anyway, not only does Jenelle have a new look, but she has a new crib, as well! She has moved out of her mother, Barbara's, house and is now living with a friend of hers. If you were wondeing where little Jace fits in, she has a room for him to stay in and is still working on regaining custody.

Jenelle And A Giant Zebra Rock On At A Ke$ha Concert

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Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans went to a Ke$ha concert in Raleigh, North Carolina, and posted videos on her YouTube channel. I love Ke$ha and I don't care who knows it. Honestly, I only know of one song by her, but I like that song. I mean, come on...who doesn't like brushing their teeth with a bottle of Jack??? Opening for Ke$ha was a band I never heard of called "LMFAO." How, exactly, is that pronounced? I'm picturing it being like, "ELLMAFEEO," but in all reality, you probably just say the initials (I think I'm totally out of touch with the music scene). The only thing I was Laughing My Ass Off about was the giant zebra in the audience. As far as I'm concerned, the giant zebra was the star of the show. Someone get him a recording contract.