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Teen Mom Rumor Roundup

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Starcasm did a good piece on breaking down this topic from the latest Teen Mom Weekly magazine... errr, Reality Weekly, so I'm not going to go too deep into it. The general rumor is that Jenelle and Leah are pulling a Jersey Shore and demanding more money to be exploited by MTV. This rumor has some weight to it as apparently Jenelle's manager was the one who spoke with the magazine and said MTV better pay up because the drama she brings is TV gold (my words, not his).

On A Lighter Note, Here Is Aubree Singing

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It seems like lately I've just been posting stories about people getting arrested, so I felt it was time to change it up a bit. Here is a video of Aubree eating yogurt while singing "row, row, row your boat". I'm not going to lie, the sideways camera, and super low volume messed with me a little. At first I thought she was digging into sour cream, and just pictured all the replies about how Chelsea could dare let her daughter eat that... luckily, it was just yogurt, and I then realized I blog too much when I'm already picturing the comment reactions before I even make the post.

Am I The Only One Who Thinks Dr. Drew Is A Fraud?

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The last two weeks, MTV has been airing the "Reunion Special" hosted by Dr. Drew, and it couldn't be more painful to watch. I have to be honest, I completely skipped the first one, and only watched parts of last night because I was too lazy to get up after watching Dance Moms.

Is Chelsea Hooking Up With Someone From "Caged"?

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So it's been no secret that Teen Mom 2's Chelsea Houska has been chatting it up with some of the guys from MTV's show "Caged" over twitter. If you haven't seen caged, don't worry, neither have I. I do know it's about some guys trying to make it in the UFC or something, at least that's what I have gathered based on the commercials. For all I know, they could be training to be cage dancers at strip clubs.

Season 2, Ep. 12 - Facing Reality

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It's season finale time! This season seriously just flew by. And MTV likes to play dirty tricks on us by having the finale be 90 minutes on Valentine's Day...like we all have nothing better to do than sit around in our jammies and watch Teen Mom 2. Well, since I have nothing better to do, on with my recap!

Chelsea Houska, Catelynn Lowell, and Tyler Baltierra Film For The Rosie Show

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Once again, I am reminded of my awesome idea that no one has taken me up on. That Teen Mom Crossover is a gold mine just waiting to happen. Teen Mom 2's Chelsea Houska met up with Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra in Chicago to film for The Rosie Show, which, I have to admit, I didn't even know was still airing. The last time I watched Rosie, she was still throwing Koosh balls at the audience. If that isn't a blast from the past, I don't know what is. (If she still throws Koosh balls at the audience, just disregard that last sentence.)

What You Should Really Learn From Teen Mom

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I know a lot of people watch Teen Mom and learn a lot of things, for example:

  • Having a baby at 16 gives you a chance at being famous and making decent money
  • Jenelle's mother is always keeping an eye out for Kiefffahhhh
  • You have to struggle to pay rent but can plop down $5k+ on a boob job
  • Smoking weed is apparently the most addicting thing in the world
  • Your hair can magically change color and length 5 times in one day
  • Friends always just stop what they're doing and start asking you personal question after personal question

Season 2, Ep. 11 - Here A Cheat, There A Cheat, Everywhere A Cheat Cheat

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LEAH MESSER SIMMS

Coalminer Corey confronts Leah that he heard she banged her ex, Robbie, just before the wedding and Leah admits she cheated on him. Now, whatever...she admitted to it and all that, but the thing that gets me (and this is just a personal rant), the powers that be over at her Facebook fan page have been all, "She never cheated while they were married!" Because it's soooo much better to cheat on your fiance than your husband. Rant over. Needless to say, Corey is very hurt about this and doesn't know if he can trust Leah again. To be honest, they shouldn't have gotten married to begin with. They totally rushed into it and weren't done "playing the field" yet...neither one of them.

Chelsea Houska Is Done Procreating With Adam

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A "source," who may or may not be absolutely no one, recently told Star Magazine that Chelsea Houska, Leah Messer, and Maci Bookout want to conceive after their contracts with MTV are up. The article noted that Maci wants a little girl with boyfriend Kyle King, who have reportedly just broken up, a mystery that received another clue when Maci tweeted last night that she needs a Valentine. I'm of the belief Star was just guessing about Leah, since it was reported she suffered a miscarriage with boyfriend, Jeremy Calvert, something she neither denied nor confirmed.

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