Are we really supposed to believe that Farrah and Simon are in Mykonos as "friends"?

After we posted an article yesterday about the mysterious appearance of Simon in Mykonos, where Farrah happened to be vacationing, we have gotten a response from Simon...who says they're vacationing as "just friends."

Yesterday, we wrote about how Farrah and Simon were spotted in the same place in Greece, but they didn't mention anything about each other. And of course, Simon did what he does best: trolled everyone by saying that he "did not have sexual relations" with Farrah (picking up Bill Clinton's famous lie).

Today, it seems, Simon has spilled to E! about his current relationship status with Farrah: "We are just friends and I think it's better if we keep it at that level...Her head game changed my mind. She's great at it. Definitely knows how to cheer one up and put one in a better mood."

Simon also said this: "Plus she's funny at times. Grumpy at times too, but overall a good person. All of this reeled me back in but on a friend level. That's all I have at the moment."

Farrah's rep declined to comment.

What was most interesting about this was what Simon said at the end: "Given that I have respect for her dad, I'll let her slide. I don't need drama in my life at this point. She can say what she wants, but we all know who the real one is and who the fraud is....I have no hard feelings against Farrah. We are just from two different worlds. She likes the fake life, I want what's real. I wish the best for her and much success in all of her future endeavors."

How these two can say such horrible things together, yet still get back together and "not" hookup is astounding....