The Real Reason Briana DeJesus is Getting More Plastic Surgery

The internet is reacting today to the news that Briana DeJesus is getting a WHOLE bunch of plastic surgery. Our own feeling here is that we're impressed by the fact that Briana just had a baby and is willing to undergo more pain with a number of medical procedures to look more beauitful. Still, according to the Ashley:

Can Chelsea Hurry Up and Stop Being So Damn Perfect?

Let's face it, everyone watches Teen Mom for the hot mess that is Jenelle. After all, lately, Chelsea has just been so BORING. This is a plea for Chelsea to hurry up and become just a little bit more exciting. After all, is it just us, or have every recent scene in Teen Mom with Chelsea in it been about her and her domestic felicity?

Leah's Dream Shattered As She Bombs Initial Speaking Gig

So last night's episode documenting Leah's efforts to become a motivational speaker was just...sad.

We got to see as Leah came up with her dream job, while she spoke with her life coach. Apparently, motivational speaking appeals to her. Hmm, it's not clear to us why a teenage mother who stumbled upon a lifeline through reality TV would be so inspiring to others, but apparently Leah thinks it is. In any case, as you listened to that life coach telling Leah what she'd need to discuss in any motivational speech, you just know that life coach was really thinking, "Move bitch, get out the way, that's my jam."

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