My Awesome Idea For Season 4

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Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell tweeted that she's paying a visit to Tennessee and may hang out with Maci Bookout and Kyle King while she's there. Even though Catelynn and Maci are on the same show, to me that's like when Nickelodeon had Miranda Cosgrove have a run-in with Victoria Justice. I was like, "Whoa! That's not supposed to happen! It's cuh-razy!" The Teen Mom girls are just never aired together (for obvious reasons).

Season 3, Ep. 4 - Actions Speak Louder Than Words

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The most important part of this episode: Tyler cooked what looked like Hamburger Helper and sang us a song about cooking. Okay, that probably wasn't the most important part, but it was certainly funny. He should make that into a music video.

Gary Shirley Launches New T-Shirt

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Teen Mom's Gary Shirley had a surprise for us following tonight's episode! He added a new t-shirt to his "Gary Time" line. I guess one catch phrase wasn't enough for Amber Portwood's on-again off-again boyfriend. If you remember when Gary and Amber were arguing in the car, Gary made up some nonsense word. I was going to mention it in my recap, but I had no idea how to spell it and didn't want to guess. Luckily, Gary cleared that up for me. "Boodip bop bop booger!" Thanks, Gary!

Farrah Abraham Not Dating 'Mystery Man'

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It has been floating around the 'net that Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham was spotted at a beach in Florida last week with a "mystery man" that is rumored to be her new squeeze. Thanks to some sleuthing from Starcasm, his identity has been revealed! The "mystery man" is none other than Farrah's friend from Omaha, Nebraska, Mohamed "Mo" Salama. However, I like the term "mystery man" and I'm totally going to call him that instead. It makes him sound like a super hero. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's MYSTERY MANNN!!!!!! Yup. Oh, yeah, my point. I do have one, believe it or not. Mo is not dating Farrah.

Leah Messer Sets Things Straight

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I'm sure we all remember those rumors. What rumors? I'm glad you asked! The rumors that Corey Simms cheated on wife, Leah Messer, with someone named Amber Scaggs. Not only that, but he got Amber pregnant. I'm sure, given more time, he would be colonizing Mars or joining the circus, as well...the story just kept growing. According to the media, if anyone gets divorced or breaks up, it has to be because one of them cheated. We see it all the time. According to a recent tweet from Leah, I'm willing to bet that people have been hounding her about the rumor which was like a million years ago. Actually, it was a few months ago, but it feels like a million years ago to me.

Catelynn Lowell Is A Working Girl With Income*

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(* Because Grease quotes are timeless)

Starting tomorrow, Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell will be working at her favorite store, Rue 21. At first, I was like, "Omg, I love that store!" Then I realized I was confusing it with Forever 21. The nearest Rue 21 is an hour away from me, which is pretty much a crime against humanity. I was perusing their site, because I love shopping online and love, love, LOVE! Such cute clothes! I kind of want to work there myself now. I only posted about this because I have a couple of questions.