Farrah Abraham Makes US Weekly's 12 Best Plastic Surgeries Of 2011

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The year isn't complete until you see a list of best plastic surgeries. Like a moth to a flame, I'm drawn to any mention of people trying to improve their looks. US Weekly released their list of Best of 2011: Plastic Surgeries of the Year and I was all up in that shit. I wasn't a bit surprised to see Teen Mom's own Farrah Abraham on the list, along with a picture of the before and after. I looked through the list with baited breath just waiting to come across Farrah's picture. After all, we all saw Farrah go through the surgery on the season 3 premiere of Teen Mom and I wasn't disappointed. Her new rack was there in almost all its glory.

We Couldn't Deny The Future Any Longer


I spent the better part of the last week sick on the couch and all I could do was browse the Internet on my phone, that's when I decided to finally see how Teen Mom Junkies looked on a mobile browser. Yikes. It was a nightmare to try and see any posts, so I vowed once I was feeling better to make the blog mobile friendly, and that's just what I did today!

Amber Portwood Opens Up About the IHop Incident

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Teen Mom's Amber Portwood is sick of people talking shit about her whenever she's out in public as she told eonline. She didn't deny the IHop scuffle which occured on November 18th. She insists she was not drunk when someone started making racist comments and Amber was having none of that. After she politely told them to stop, they kept making comments so Super Amber saved the day by telling the patron to "shut her fucking mouth."

Amber Does Her Best To Promote Teen Mom; Gets Into Fight

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Sometimes when you train a dog to pee outside, it can be a real pain in the ass. It can sometimes take weeks on end to keep rushing the dog to the door as he's pissing down your leg, and you know the entire time he's smiling inside because he doesn't give a shit. Then, just as you think you have the dog trained, you wake up one morning to find two huge puddles in your shoes and a big pile of poop greeting you just as you walk out your bedroom door.

Farrah Abraham Has Another New Man

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After I got to work today, I was sitting at my desk, bleary-eyed and sipping green tea, as I checked Twitter for anything interesting. I almost spit my tea out when I saw this tweet from Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham:

Farrah Takes On The Kardashian Klan

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So a pretty boring Friday turned out to be a little exciting with just a little tweet from Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham when she decided to comment on the latest (daily) news from the "Kardashian Klan" (because they can't shit without calling a magazine). Apparently, the least obnoxious member of this klan was able to convince her narcissistic, douchebag boyfriend to stop staring in the mirror and stick his penis in her once again to conceive what will be their second child.

Gary Shirley Regrets Getting Inked

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We all knew it was a mistake when he did it. You should never get a significant others name tattooed anywhere on your body in the first place, but when you are in a volatile relationship with the person and don't know if you will still be locking lips with them tomorrow, then you think it would just be common sense. Back in September, Teen Mom's Gary Shirley showed on-again off-again girlfriend, Amber Portwood, just how much in love with her he was. Or maybe just how drunk he was. Regardless, Gary is seeing the error of his ways now and tweeted a Public Service Announcement to all his fans:

Kyle King - Fashions New Superstar

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It appears within 2-3 years, we'll have a clothing line for every cast member of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. Last week, Kailyn's son(!) launched a clothing line which officially means he's had a more productive life in his near 2 years on the planet than I've had in all my years combined. Now, it looks like the train is still rolling as Kyle has decided to launch his own clothing line, and is currently seeking a name for it on his facebook fan page. Currently he's down to koldnature or vying and you have the chance to make history and help him decide which one sounds better.