Jenelle Evans Has A New Man By Her Side

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There has been a lot going on in Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans' life lately. She started the day in court where she and her former roommate were ordered to pay $927.50 in back rent and late fees for a house they rented. In addition, Jenelle is recovering from strep throat and mono. Luckily, Jenelle has a new boyfriend to make her feel better! It was officially revealed that Jenelle is dating Gary Head and their tweets have been mushy to say the least, throwing out words like "sweetheart" and other sentiments that make me feel all gooey inside. Also, rumor has it that Gary is a Marine. When someone asked on Twitter if he was in the Army, he replied with:

Breaking News - Farrah Is Single

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I know the story isn't as quite dramatic as my title suggested, but it's a slow day so I wanted to spice it up a bit. According to my friends at Starcasm, Farrah Abraham is no longer bumping uglies with Marcel Kaminstein, if they were at all (hint: they were).

Amber Portwood Wants To Live A Normal Life; Says She's Quitting Teen Mom

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Amber Portwood is to remain in jail until her hearing on January 27th. However, the Teen Mom star, who is in jail due to violation of her probation, which included failing to submit to drug tests and failing to submit $10,000.00 into an education fund for Leah, appeared before the Judge by a video conference. Amber, who was apparently beaten down by all she's going through, "dropped her head into her hands and rubbed her eyes." When confronted about the substance abuse, Amber testified:

Season 2, Ep. 3 - Give Me My Remote Back

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First of all, there is way too much Adam in this episode. He and Chelsea are back together (big shocker there) and she's expecting him to step in and help after she has her knee surgery. When Randy asks Chelsea if Adam is a good dad, she just says, "I don't know." I don't even know how to respond to that, so I won't. I'll just stick pins in my Adam voodoo doll instead.